A fork of Rural Dictionary
filipino word for yam. and you see a lot of (notably purple) philippine food products with ube. purple yam jam generally owns you.
...halukay ube, halukayin niyo ng todo
Another word for a long-haired Bigfoot who can walk to different parts of the country in 5 strides. The Ube can digest even the most solid objects. Describing the Ube can be very difficult but the one promiment feature is the long hair. Although the Ube is utterly disgusting, women want the creature very badly. The Ube can ferment up to 20 bottles of root beer per second.
Person 1: What was that thing in the woods? Person 2: It must've been an Ube. Did you leave this root beer on the floor? Person 1: No, I didn't. Person 2: Creepy.
Sometimes, a golfer hits a horrible shot that runs up the fairway to a good position: ugly but effective
As his opponent skips the ball off the water onto the green, 3 feet from the hole. Nice ube, you lucky sob
Ultimate Bonding Experience (with friends you haven't seen for a long time. it usually lasts for one whole day or a weekend getaway.)
we went to las vegas and it was our best ube ever!
1. Unballer Status 2. People not worthy of hanging out with. 3. Dilapidated conditions; as in housing. 4. A tool.
"He is a UBS piece of shit." "This apartment is the most UBS place I've ever lived in." "Where did he go?" "I don't know - UBSville?"