A fork of Rural Dictionary
Vacation dick is when you have a long shlong that is best used for one night stands and its ideally what a girl would want for every day usage ,not boyfriend sized .
The guy I fucked last night had a total vacation dick it was well over 6 inches long
A massive cock that you CANT take on a daily basis
Girl #1: OMG i just had my monthly vacation dick!
Girl #2: Really? im having mine next week!
Not your significant other's dick. To be used while away from home, out of the country on vacation.
Hopefully you do not run into while at home.
"I was in Hawaii for a week and had some awesome vacation dick while I was there!"
A penis of a unreasonably large size, that can only be taken in once in a while. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.
Last night, I met a guy who had a vacation dick, my butt will be hurting for a while.
A dick in which you only can have every now and then but hope is . Long as possible, much like an actual vacation.
Oh man, he sure has one vacation dick but now i have to go back to plain old boyfriend dick.
A penis that is of large size and would often be prefered over "boyfriend dick"
Person 1: so how'd it go?
Person 2: she said my vacation dick was perfect
I dick that is so large you can only ride it once a year
Man I had so bomb ass vacation dick last night