A fork of Rural Dictionary
The rear view of a vagina, available only when a naked hot woman with a thigh gap is standing.
"As I slowly kissed down her back and along the tender crack of her delectable ass, I was presented with the Holy Grail of all visions - the most perfect half-walnut."
A word describing someone that is incredibly old and feeble.
Hey, that guy’s kind of a Big Walnut.
The tightly bound, ridged and rippled condition of the scrotum that happens during the colder months of the year, paying soft homage to the outer shell of a walnut.
Dude, turn off the AC. It’s the middle of July and I’m rocking a winter walnut over here!
The sexual act of inserting a walnut into a females vagina, then eating the walnut while it is still in the vagina.
Bitches love Brazilian walnuts.
Similar to a Wet willy. One places finger into their anus, then proceeds to swirl said finger around in an unsuspecting victims ear.
I was going to give her a wet willy, but she crossed the line. That girl definitely received an extra juicy muddy walnut.
1. The control panel placed in the front of an automobile housing instrumentation and controls for operation of said vehicle. Made in walnut.
2. A more delightful term for an assplosion.
1. Yvonne: Why Geoffrey, you have a such lovely walnut dash. Was it expensive? It looks expensive. Can I sleep with you now?
2. Geoffrey: Yvonne, don't go near the bathroom, I've just had a walnut dash. My ass is stinging like a bitch and the stench could take down a giraffe.
The chocolate starfish, the tea-towel holder, the anus
My winking walnut's in a right state after last night's vindaloo!