Country Dictionary

When you are talking to someone, but get side-tracked and you don't even remember to continue to talk to the person.

He was just talking to me but he totally zonked on me.

A zonk is where you cum in a bottle and make your girl drink it

Yo bro last night i gave my girlfriend a zonk

to fall asleep

Pat zonked first lets piss on him.
Pat is such a zonker.
That shit was way too loud for Pat, kid zonked.

1. hit or strike.
2. fall or cause to fall suddenly and heavily asleep or lose consciousness.

1. "Charley really zonked me"
2. "I always just zonk out and sleep straight through"

A person who is often seen as goofy or immature, They are viewed as almost as cartoonish character

“Zonks is the type of guy to start floating when he smells something good