A fork of Rural Dictionary
The equivalent of zoinks, but without the I so it makes the person feel way more stupid about the cringey thing they just said or did.
Bill: oh man, I love when I get to eat Toilet bowl spaghetti on toilet bowl spaghetti tuesdays
Tim: Zonk Bill, Zonks.
(Adjective) Usually caused by drug use, it’s when you’re not sleepwalking but not fully awake either. You’re awake, but you’re acting as if you had no agency and things only happen to you. But also you’re not like a zombie.
Unofficial army command. Typically used during PT (physical training) formations during extremely shitty weather as a way of dismissing a unit from duty. After the command of “Zonk!!” is given the entire unit runs off screaming and shouting to their barracks rooms or cars.
Man, this morning it was 34 degrees and pissing rain. Thank god First Seargent called a zonk.
1SG : “Company!!”
Platoon SGTs in unison : “Platoon!!”
1SG: “Atten-sion!!.....ZONK!!!!”
1. To fall asleep, normally because of exhaustion.
2. The original term 'zonked' was coined by Ken Kesey and his band of Merry Pranksters. It originally meant that you were high on LSD. Nowadays, it just refers to being stupendously stoned, on any drug.
1. Dan zonked out after swimming for six hours.
2. Jim is so zonked. He drank some of the electric koolaid.