Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Maskness

"Maskness"
The irrational fascist enforcement of mask mandates and the subsequent emotional imbalance caused by those found to be in non compliance with local mask mandates. It is what Karen feels.

Karen went apeshit when John showed up at the store without a mask. She attacked him verbally and physically urging him to wear a mask. She went into full maskness.

by Reasonable Immortal October 01, 2020

Anti-Mask League

An organization of Americans opposed to wearing masks during the 1918 Flu Pandemic, which killed 50 million people.

"The 'Anti-Mask League' protest in San Francisco was an orderly protest compared to people fighting in Walmarts today," said Dr. Howard Markel, a medical historian and a physician who leads the Center for the History of Medicine at the University of Michigan. "Today, the anti-mask sentiment has a virulence and violence of its own that we didn't see back then."

by Monkey's Dad August 16, 2020

Mask-Crack

When one wears their mask in much the same way a plumber wears his jeans so that the mask is below the nose.

Too many people are wearing their mask the way that teenagers wear their jeans, I'm seeing too much mask-crack.

by Mickeydee23 October 01, 2020

snack mask

When you slather a delicious substance (i.e. peanut butter) on a man’s member while sucking him off to prolong the pleasurable experience

Woman: this is taking a while and I’m hungry, I’m just gonna give you a snack mask to get me through this.

by JennyMacSnackAttack January 07, 2018

PJ MASKS

THE SHIT THAT GAVE ME NITE MEARS AND EPILEPTIC SEIURES

I WATCHT PJ MASKS AND SHIT MY SELF.

by ooo shit November 13, 2021

The man in the iron mask

When someone has passed out/fallen asleep and are given an iron mask they become "The man in the iron mask". Some people say that "The man in the iron mask" weilds incredible powers.

Whilst Marmaduke lay sleeping he unknowingly became the "The man in the iron mask"

by Ben Ben Bruce Bruce October 03, 2007