Country Dictionary

The act of engaging in sexual congress with a large dog.

That may be hot, but you know what's hotter? A really hot chick getting Marmaduked.

A dog in the Cartoon section of newspapers.

"Did you see the Marmduke strip yesterday?" "Fo' shizzle, mah nizzle!"

1. A terrible comic, shown in many major newspapers. Has been known to ruin one's day just from a glance. 2. Anything that ruins a specific activity just from reading it.

Example 1: Person #1 "I see you read todays Marmaduke" Person #2 " how can you tell?" Person #1 " you look rather depressed" Example 2: Every time I read her tweets it annoys me so much I close my twitter. She is such a Marmaduke

A penis the size of a large dog, like a Great Dane.

Lil dude be dragging his Marmaduke all around the room and sheeeeeeit! Yo!

hatefull hurting beans........

Motorboating, but with your tongue waving all over and tons of slobber flying everywhere.

I was more than happy to marmaduke her ample cleavage.

A lame, unfunny comic strip in the newspaper centred on the antics of one large dog named Marmaduke.

Marmaduke is one of the shittiest comic strips ever. Read Foxtrot, it's 10x better.