A fork of Rural Dictionary
the effect of a surgical mask getting caught on your chapped or sunburnt lips, mimicking the hook and loop effect of Velcro. People may have experienced this for the first time during the pandemic when they had to wear a face mask out in public after getting sunburnt, and the peeling skin on their lips kept getting caught on their generic surgical mask. Accutane users understand. Cloth masks may not yield the same effect.
“Why do you keep adjusting your mask?” “I have Mask Velcro after going hiking without putting on sunscreen. As if sunburnt lips aren’t bad enough!”
"Maskness" The irrational fascist enforcement of mask mandates and the subsequent emotional imbalance caused by those found to be in non compliance with local mask mandates. It is what Karen feels.
Karen went apeshit when John showed up at the store without a mask. She attacked him verbally and physically urging him to wear a mask. She went into full maskness.
When one wears their mask in much the same way a plumber wears his jeans so that the mask is below the nose.
Too many people are wearing their mask the way that teenagers wear their jeans, I'm seeing too much mask-crack.
When you slather a delicious substance (i.e. peanut butter) on a man’s member while sucking him off to prolong the pleasurable experience
Woman: this is taking a while and I’m hungry, I’m just gonna give you a snack mask to get me through this.
When someone has passed out/fallen asleep and are given an iron mask they become "The man in the iron mask". Some people say that "The man in the iron mask" weilds incredible powers.
Whilst Marmaduke lay sleeping he unknowingly became the "The man in the iron mask"