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Bottle job

A small fat Scottish indian, who seems to be leading the way until he can’t handle the pressure and crumbles this is known as a bottle job

5 minutes from winning a game and loses you’re a bottle job

by Aces of the pack April 11, 2020

Bottle jobs

To throw away a lead or a good chance of winning when you've been on the front foot. More specifically, it is when a team in a leading position loses that lead spectacularly

Manchester United are such Bottle jobs!

by skendz April 21, 2024

Bottle job

Failure to clinch a success from a position of significant advantage either from perceived strength or the status of the competition, such as going up 3-0 in a best of 7 series only to get reverse swept and lose 4-3. While not confirmed, it may come from the idea of having it "in the bottle and failing to put the cap on it" letting it escape.

The 19-0 Patriots going into the Superbowl losing to an Average-at-best Giants team to go 19-1? One of the biggest bottle jobs in history.

by JB1225 May 26, 2024

smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

When you have sex with someone and the next day they start their period

I would, but last night you smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

by wurldeater August 24, 2020

Coke Bottle Effect

When a woman's vagina is tighter around it's opening and super loose in the inside. Similar to how a 2L coke bottle entrance is shaped. It provides a really strange feeling.

Stick your finger in a 2L coke bottle and wiggle it around.
That way you can get the full meaning of Coke Bottle Effect.

by TheGreatDocBrown December 30, 2015

Jizzer bottle

When you poke a hole in the cap of a water bottle to make it resemble an ejaculating penis.

"Bro. Why you all wet?"
"Some brah jizzed on me with his jizzer bottle.

by hellatightpussy September 02, 2011

bottled

Most of the time in football when the opposing team injure another player for no reason

Or
When somome else injures another person unprovoked

Person a : Did you see that match between italy and england?

Person b: Yeah Giorgio Chiellini Absolutely bottled saka

Person b: init it was so uncalled for and he didnt even get a card

by Swagfor3ver December 18, 2022