A fork of Rural Dictionary
Where an individual has that many one night stands or dates with different people that they all merge into their version of a relationship.
1: "You've been on that many dates this week that they all seem to merge into a flick-book relationship!"
Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.
bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?
bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles
see also post-relationship regret
Where two people care about each other but there is no feeling of romance she has a connection to you where they are just friends but they look out for each other like mothers do for there babies
We have a mother son relationship so I look if for him as if he was my own child
A name for a relationship that only lasts a short amount of time (usually a week or under)
Person 1: They just broke up
Person 2: Yeah it was a One Minute Relationship
When two people mostly text instead of talking to each other in person. When talking in person can be extremely awkward.
Kayla : Jude, get out of your comfort zone and actually talk to someone! Stop having a text relationship!
To lie about a relationship
Person 1: Did you know Felicity jelled a relationship?
Person 2: I knew it!
A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.
"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."