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Ding

The poor brother of Bing. Bing sucked door knobs until he got fungus. Poor Ding.

Ding became a lawyer

by ding became a lawyer November 17, 2017

ding

short version for dingus

P#1: When I'm drunk I hold onto the grass to prevent from falling off the earth.

P#2: You Fucking Ding!

by thebryanv September 04, 2017

Ding

Ding is a sound used the describe Jasandeep. You know who you are

What in the DING!?

by Jasanding Siding January 07, 2023

Ding

You say ding after a rude comment from your significant other. It keeps tally of the smart ass remarks so your significant other recognizes the need to back down. It’s the word you say prior to a argument escalating.

Ding : To bring attention to one’s smarts ass remarks.

“Hey hunny have you been on a scale lately”

Ding!

(Condescending tone) Wow, you really cleaned the house!

Ding

by #Templar43 February 03, 2019

Ding

Sound effect frequently used in the place of or to accompany the word bellend.
Commonly accompanied by a signature hand gesture:
Place the tips of your thumb and first finger of your right hand together and shake from the wrist as if ringing a bell.

Person1: *points to a foolish looking person* err, bellend...
Person2: *gestures* Ding ding

by TheAngryGirl December 11, 2003

fuggin ding donger

when you fuggin and the ding does the donger and wink wonker all of the snogger of floggers and ploggers about converse

whats up my fuggin ding donger

by Kveta October 13, 2022

ding bop

When you're not entirely too sure about what to say but you feel the need to say something but don't want to say anything that would put you in a spot so you just say Ding Bop.

Callahan asked Clarence how he'd been, Clarence's response was, 'Ding Bop'.

by Colin Medler November 29, 2020