A fork of Rural Dictionary
A friend of Georgenotfound and dreamwastaken
Person1: hey you know Callahan? Person2:no? Person1: he was on George's stream I'm stupid
Using ones left hand to flitter and twiddle the external genitalia, or snatch of a clueless female who is trying unsuccessfully to be humorous or witty. At the recent Texas vs. Nebraska college football game, a female Nebraska fan (Who thought she was being quite funny.) was seen wearing a shirt with the slogan: Callahan This. The shirt also had a large arrow pointing down to the minge.
“She thought she was being hilarious, so I Callahaned her.” “When my girlfriend tells a bad joke, I laugh sarcastically really loud and then Callahan her cooter.”
The T-shirt a pretty girl's wearing on an advertising picture of the same brand name, currently on the right of your screen (doesn't work all the time).
Jon : Hey dude, look on the right of your screen ! Doe : Oh an advertisement for Callahan ! Jon : You got it.
Typically a dude who is chill but overprotective. He will beat someone up over something small. He loves to chill with friends and play Xbox. He is a hypeman. When he gets mad he gets really mad. He is a crazy dude with a ability to never show emotion but he will show madness
“Yeah, a broke my nose cuz of Callahan.” “Guys shut up it’s Callahan!”
(noun) An event in ultimate frisbee in which a defender catches the disc in their own end-zone, thereby scoring an immediate point at the turnover. (verb) The action of the defensive move in Ultimate Frisbee by which one catches the disc in their own end-zone, thereby scoring an immediate point at the turnover.
(noun) Wow, did you see how Seth caught that Callahan last point? (verb) Wow, did you see how Seth Callahanned last point?
An elderly confused man, suffering from dementia. Reliving his glory days without realizing he is indeed much past his prime. Essentially any 80 year old who believes he is still capable of being a functioning member of society.
The orderlies at the Mohecan elderly home on fox news were quoted "These Callahans just don't realize how little they are capable of anymore. They're stuck in the past, believing they are still playing college football with their leather helmets."