A fork of Rural Dictionary
Anything that has to do with somebody taking one thing, and changing it in some way.
"dude check out this box i made!"
"dude. more like DUMB you made! ... You see what i did thar?"
"Oh, i see. the ol' loopdy-doop."
The whole keyboard 🎹 in QWERTY format vertically as well as horizontally.
This condition occurs when a person is completely and utterly bored and has nothing better to do with his life.
I have nothing good to do with my life, qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol..
listen man, I get it. you're bored to hell. But maybe it's a good idea to stop typing random shit onto your keyboard and work on your essay instead?
Ugh... I feel !qAz@wSx#eDc$rFv%tGb^yHn&uJm*iK,(oL.)p:/!! I just wanna do something interesting to save me from this hellish boredom...
When you’re fisting a girl and start making her work like a puppet
Did you see Chrissy give Lenea the ole Jeff Dunham last night? “I wanna shove my hand in that gorgeous pussy and wear her like a sock puppet!”
A Pokémon joke implying masturbation.
A: "So what're you doing tonight?"
B: "I'll be training the ol' Weedle."
A loud ass creaking ass shaking ass fan that makes clicking noises when you turn it on.
Don’t turn on the fan it sounds like an ol’ dankis!!!
Definition 1:
Shitting through a glory hole onto an unsuspecting victim.
Definition 2:
Pooping through a hole in the wall in a bathroom.
"You hear Terry hit the boi Dary with the Ye ol' Wall Sphincter last night?
I heard an ol' battle cry as soon as he came out of the stall."
(7:14PM)