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Moose goggles

When a man or group of men spend an extended period of time isolated from any women, especially in the wilderness on a trip camping or even at a summer camp for weeks, it causes his/their perception of the attractiveness of any woman or women they lay eyes on to be exaggerated as a result of the relative lack of exposure. Obviously this applies to straight men, I'm not sure whether it works similarly for women isolated from men or homosexual women or men being isolated from the group toward whom they are attracted, or not. My guess is that it does, though the effect may be strongest with straight men, but I don't know.

"My friend just got back to civilization from a month-long trip in the Rockies with his friends, and he was ogling hard at these chicks who couldnt have been more than a 4 or 5 and that's being generous. He definitely has a case of moose goggles after that long all-male experience. I sure wouldn't want to do something like that without at least some women along. Even if no one's getting it on or anything, it makes a huge difference for how your mind works when you see one. I've had moose goggles before after going to an all-boys summer camp and it has the disinhibitory potential to lead to decisions that could cause regret, for sure. "

by Psygn February 18, 2021

gaga moose

4th of July party. it’s an exclamation when your exited. it’s just a way to tell the feelings out. to express your inner crazy.

e.goh gaga moose”

by ilovekatyperry September 24, 2023

Moose flett

Moose, he’s a legend. Nothing really left to say...you will usually find him playing beer darts and or just getting absolutely belligerent. He’s usually hanging with the bad boys, Alex G, Jake Kustra, Dobs, Bingham, Benny Kor, etc. He plays hockey in Fort Frances Ontario for the Fort Frances Lakers. Can’t go a day with his three favourite things. Beers, chicks, hockey.

Beer darts at Moose fletts?

by Themanthemyththeflett November 28, 2018

Moose Flett

If you haven’t heard of him you haven’t lived. The actual LEGEND of Yorkton, Saskatchewan and surrounding area... at this point in time he is playing for the Fort Frances Lakers in Fort Frances, Ontario. You will usually see him throwing a few darts around the yard on a warm summer day or shaking it up any day of the week. Usually seen with jake Kustra, Alex G, Bingham, Dobs and many more of the bad boys.

Going to the Moose Flett and Alex Geddes birthday bash?

by Themanthemyththeflett November 27, 2018

Moose Grind

When one is to hunt a moose with a revolving such gun.

"Hey doc lets get on that moose grind"

by Planto360 September 25, 2024

Moose Morals

The looser, chiller, slightly suspicious, Canadian way of life.

"You Canadians and your moose morals!"

by Artgineer June 22, 2017

Moose Knuckles

When your pants are too tight and so your testicles bulge out in front and can be clearly seen by everyone.

OMG did you see Ben's massive moose knuckles last night on Family Feud?! Yeah, how'd he even get his pants on?

by Ben's Moose Knuckles September 25, 2020