A fork of Rural Dictionary
An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that emjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.
The mighty moose gallops through the woods with great easy. The moose grazes in the fields as do many of its brethren. Awwww shit, did you see that moose bust a windmill?
The best game ever. You hit someone on the arm, while screaming "MOOOOOSE" really loud. For best results, continue screaming until they either: a)Get scared and run away b)Smack you c)Stare mildly at you Either way, it's most definitely the best game ever. If you've never played it, you suck. You suck anyway. You disguist me. GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
*smack* MOOSE What the fuck? *smack* MOOSE *Run away*
A word used to describe anything, everything and nothing. Can be used as an insult, complement or a feeling you can't describe.
Person: That girl is so rude she's such a moose
To Chill out. To get mellow.
Two friends sometimes meet up to moose and watch a movie. Dude you're too uptight you need to moose!