A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results. For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting. It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”
“Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !
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Stop on by ,"I'"ve got a couple heads here for you"?
Gotcha's literal meaning is "got you". Similar to "The joke is on you" most of the time used in the context of basically saying you've made yourself look embarrassing or stupid and they are calling you out on it. can be used as a way of telling someone you fooled them.
"You thought you really had luck on your side ? well here's the gotcha im one step ahead of luck"
that feeling when you walk into a school bathroom and it looks like the 6th circle of heck 😍 (satire ofc) originally from a clip of some girl walking into a store full of preppy stuff
girl: *walks into bathroom that smells like the back of a mcdonalds, 5 day old throwup, and crap* girl: omg its so preppy in here
Term to call somewhere/something unsatisfying to look at normally used in social media
“This room is infested with mold” “Wow its so preppy in here”
When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.
Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries) Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue. Tiffany: *blushes* Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.) Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)