A fork of Rural Dictionary
who knows, probably a fatty-ass crock pot of shit. Danny Oskam uses it sometimes. Its pretty funny when said in a british accent, or a scottish/irish accent.
this socccer practice is a crock of shit.
you want some of this you crock of shit?
atrevete a pelear conmigo you crock of shit!
an extremely hard punch delivered to the crotch area by and to a drunk.
"Dude did you see that? That guy just got Crock punched. Haha ya he wont be getting up from that."
a woman who is a "slow cooker," has to process "stew" her anger over a long period of time before she will express it to her mate
Bob: Why the long face, Herman?
Herman: My wife's a crock pot.
Bob: She found out you blew the tax return on your new Harley, huh?
Herman: Yep, now I've got to wait three days before I hear, "We've got to talk."
Bob: Yowza! Hey, since you've got three days, let's go to Vegas.
When you’re waiting to make a bowel movement until the movement will express all the the waste entirely.
I kind of have to poop, but I’m crock potting it until it’s fully ready.
laughing so hard you can't type, text, or talk and you lose control of all bodily functions.
OMG that YouTube video was so hilarious I was crocked out!!! That video crocked me out really bad!!
a person who prevents others from purchasing the horrific popular crock shoes
i totally crock blocked katie from buying pink crocks today!
everyone says a cock block is bad, and i say a crock block is good!