Country Dictionary

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Crock

Something that does not exist. "bullshit" when put in a specific location, it can be used to signify imaginary or improbable circumstances.

"She was humping everything. Even the crock on the wall" this means that she was so slutty she was even willing to hump things that were not existant

by the crockettes June 29, 2009

Crock

1. to hit somone in the head 2. =crock of shit

That is nothing but a crock. I do not believe a word of it.

by Light Joker October 10, 2004

Crock

The combination of country and rock music.

Crock bands include: Rascal Flatts, Kid Rock ect...

Crock

The combination of a crow and a male reproductive organ

After unzipping his trousers, Louise immediately regretted enquiring as to what John had meant when he said, "We can check out my crockery if you like?".

by Quinny1989 February 13, 2008

Crock

Portmanteau of 'commercial' and 'rock'. A band, and/or style of music, that has a few tracks off an album played ad naseum on a commercial Top 40 station, and most other tracks played on a real music station (one that plays good music).

A: Do you like Jet? B: Nah, they seem to crock.

by cubey4000_the next generation November 19, 2006

Crock

Spelled "CROQUE"; Word of French origin, meaning "bite of"

What a Croque(bite)of shit!

by Zacrobtho May 10, 2005

Crock

Slang for a penis; crotch + cock

Anyone would feel insignificant if they compared their crock to the empire state building...except for me.

by MrAmazingful July 16, 2011