A fork of Rural Dictionary
chinese burn ones penis to the point it eventually falls off. then, circumcise the penis and stitch one end of the foreskin to create a “sock”. violently shit in this song and ejaculate/piss in it. shake shake shake! then, drink this ungodly substance. shit the substance back and use it for everyday activities, primarily lube and skincare.
Person 1 - “Hey bro, wanna do some flumping?”
Person 2 - “What’s that?”
Person 1 - “Ohh boy.”
A word to describe the process of eating something that’s only half done, a certain gooiness, but still firm ;)
*Roasting a marshmallow* boys... I’m flumping it tonight
A word to describe the process of eating something that’s only half done, a certain gooiness, but still firm ;)
*Roasting a marshmallow* boys... I’m flumping it tonight
To attempt human reproduction via a series of poorly co-ordinated physical movements.
Another word for sex, but clumsy.
Sam: "Ugh I couldn't sleep"
Mortimer: "Why's that?"
Sam: "We have thin walls man. I could hear you flumping that librarian all night."
College Bro: "Your mom's a baddie. I'd love to flump her."
When some one is being a tad idiotic or silly
"how do you spell dog?"
" c-a-t "
" Oh my...what a flump muffin..."
A man who is huffy and overly sensitive
I heard you and your lad fell out again?
“Aye he’s a right dusty flump, takes everything i say seriously even when it bants”