A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best comeback every average Emily has on TikTok.
Someone: “Men and woman should have equal rights.” Emily: “no ❤️“ If you say anything related to roasting girls, expect this “comeback”
The worst fucking nickname you could give to someone. If someone calls you pookie, RUN.
“Heyy pookie bear 😝” “Get the fuck away from me.”
Not necessarily a word, but must be talked about. A “comeback“ used by teenage feminists on TikTok for replying to “pressed” boys.
Boy: “Gay people don’t understand that not all straight people are homophobic.” Emily: “stay pressed wallet 😌💅🏼“
chinese burn ones penis to the point it eventually falls off. then, circumcise the penis and stitch one end of the foreskin to create a “sock”. violently shit in this song and ejaculate/piss in it. shake shake shake! then, drink this ungodly substance. shit the substance back and use it for everyday activities, primarily lube and skincare.
Person 1 - “Hey bro, wanna do some flumping?” Person 2 - “What’s that?” Person 1 - “Ohh boy.”