Country Dictionary

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Sausage holster

The vajayjay of a 'popular' girl.

Mary may not have been the prettiest girl around, but she was rumored to have a beautiful sausage holster. Soldier, holster that weapon!

by Nutbuster February 13, 2024

cock holster

A place to put ones male genitalia, in a woman's mouth. You holster your "gun" there. Put your cock in the holster.

She loves giving BJ's. She is a real cock holster.

by jayram1408 June 16, 2023

Cock holster

A cock holster is the mouth of someone who is bitching

Quit bitching before I smack you in your cock holster

by Demonicdoor April 04, 2020

Cock holster

A one size fits all Orpheus that allows ones dick to be parked for an unlimited period of time.

Richard yells to his girlfriend to quit running her cock holster.

by Shellbell333 February 13, 2018

Cock holster

One who's sole purpose is to be a receptacle for cock

Her singular existence on earth is to be a cock holster whether it's in her mouth, vag, hands, or anus.

by Mick diggler August 03, 2023

Dad holster

Leather holster made for a phone commonly worn by dads. It could also be a plastic holster built specifically for a phone case.

“Hey look over there” “That guy is wearing a phone holster” “Oh you mean a dad holster” “Yeah exactly”

by Grizzlyslayer27 April 29, 2022