A fork of Rural Dictionary
if you are in a place where you cant say fart, say this
"that was such a big important announcement, did you hear it?"
If something is fundamentally important, then it means that you don't have a foundation to progress or go on if you don't have it (material) or don't know it (knowledge)
It is fundamentally important for every quantum physicist to know the postulates of quantum mechanics
What misunderstood importance makes of its followners.
It's not nice to be importent, because it's more important to be nice.
The first stool you pass in the morning, that determines how good your going it feel that day.
“My Very Important Poo (VIP) didn’t go to plan this morning and now I’m going to feel frustrated all day.”
That's a relative term.
Hym "I think my level of importance is perfectly consistent with my sense of self thanks but what constitutes 'important' is subjective, so, if you want me to quantity it for you I can do that too. How many kids die if you leave me here to die (and explicitly for that reason? I am EXACTLY that important. Whatever level of important you escribe to that X variable... Is my EXACT level of importance. I have changed the course of the future and you are trying to steal that from me. You tried to impose schizophrenia on the greatest mind who has ever lived. My level of humility if perfect consistent with my level of attainment... Is yours?"