A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jett has a super massive cock.
Person 1: Oh my god his dick is so big!!
Person 2: Not as big as Jett’s!!
Jett is a short guy that is shy and acts very weird around people. He usually says 'your mum' to anything you ask him if he is young or in his teens. The adult Jett is usually inside a lot playing many types of video games and usually leaves the house only for the things that he deems necesarry. He is the worst in bed and ends up breaking it because of the lack of experience. Most Jett's are VIRGINS.
"OMG look at that guy, I heard he is still a virgin"
"Yeah, his name is Jett and he only plays Minecraft all day"
"What a loser"
A fucking fatass that likes Madisen Baggerly. He looks asian, an loves chinese dumplings. In his free time, he does downward dog to a picture of Tristan Woodard, and has loads of dandruff. The more he tries to rid it, the more that comes back. He wears glasses and is a fidget toy for many. People play with his cock, as they relate him to terrance. So fucking hot, respect this jolly old fellow, and lets lose some weight. L