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When a guy cums without warning during oral, don't swallow, spit-take his cum in his eyes
I went home with a Tinder date, I was eager to get laid but he got too excited and came early, so I gave him the Man Mace and dipped tf out of there.
Says the N-Word on a regular basis and loves to take it up the bum. Absolute Fatty. Biggest mass known to man.
Girl 1: OMG is Logan Mace your boyfriend?
Girl 2: *Kills Herself*
the medieval weapon that you use like a club, but it sometimes is a ball and chain
person: hi how are you?
me:no
also me: maces person on the head
Mace is a shrewd person whose intuition is never wrong.
They are ambivert and most often whether want to hang out with their friends or be alone listening to music.
They love making bad jokes people will laugh to even when they don't find them funny.
You can always count on them and their capacity to evaluate any situation that allows them to be in control.
Even if they don't show it, Mace needs you in their life so be here for them like they are for you.
Mace can detect traps from miles away