A fork of Rural Dictionary
A visual gimmick used in film and on stage where a person is surprised or taken aback by another's actions or words while drinking, and spits or sputters that liquid.
"He did a spit take when she told him she was pregnant."
1) An action a person who laughs when drinking does. Rather than choking, they spit the liquid out in a plume. 2) An action. A Person who spits a loogie and lets it hang...before sucking it back in. 3) A street-fighting technique. 4) A troll who spits out a provocative/annoying post and then takes it back as a joke.
1) Drew Carey had a spit-take 2) "Man, you see that? He spit-taked a 3 foot loogie!" 3) To spit in someones eye as a diversionary tactic. 4) "U Suxxior!!!1!" and then after being a victim of a flame post, says "It was a joke!"
The state of being so aroused that one attempts to masturbate using only their spit as lubricant. This is often a joking term and rarely involves actually masturbating.
The common representation of a spit take would involve yelling your crushes name then pretending to spit in your own hand.