A fork of Rural Dictionary
Disease of believing Newt Gingrich would actually make a good President.
Sean: Newt-a-Mania is sweeping America. Newt Gingrich is a great American. John: Newt Gingrich is fat.
When someone’s had one too many Guinness’
Oh that Ethan, he is pissed as a newt
Anal sex move that involves marshmallow fluff, caramel syrup and an M&M insterted in the head of the penis.
So, after I gave her the angry newt, I got an infection in my urethra from the candy coating. M&M's apparently don't just melt in your mouth.
Hold you penis...hold your horses
Aww come on hurry up! Hold your newt! I'm coming
An old engineering term meaning 'not properly aligned' now meaning 'slightly bonkers' or someone who thinks differently.
He is a newt shot that one, off his head crazy.