A fork of Rural Dictionary
Person 1: Hey! I got you a present,
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: boobs!
Person 2: *hardcore lesbian porn music*
Round, bouncy are big. Juicy and fun to play with in bed, good for getting milk and for sucking on the tit. My girlfriend's boobs are so massive, I love playing with them and sucking on them.
1. The holy mounds of pliable flesh situated on a woman's chest.
2. The greatest fucking play toy ever!
1. May I play with your boobs?
2. HOLY SHIT! TITTIES!!!!
1. The source of a woman's power
2. The clasp of a necklace, used to embarass people over something that's not embarassing at all.
1. Don't worry, he'll do it. I have boobs.
2. Hey, your boob is showing!
The focus of a man's (or lesbian/Bi female's) attention when speaking to a female.
A group or department of people working together who collectively have less intelligence then that which would be considered normal or average.
Bob stared at Jillians' ample boobs for the duration of their conversation and Jillians' sly smile led him to believe she enjoyed the attention Bob gave her boobs.
The human resources department is full of boobs, having lost my paperwork 3 times.