A fork of Rural Dictionary
Two men fighting with their penises. The winner is determined by whoever's penis is still functional after six rounds of jousting.
"Ross beat Ian in penile jousting yesterday."
"I had twenty on Ian. :("
When two males put on helmets and one runs full speed at the other with the hopes of getting his dong in the others ass. A less fun version involves a male and female. Also referred to as lanceless jousting, it was common in the medieval times before man invented horses.
Dude: Hey Ben I've been craving some ass jousting for the past couple weeks how bout you?
Ben: Me too my butt's felt way too tight recently, how does tonight sound?
The medieval practice of two true gentlemen charging together at full speed, clashing, erect penis first.
Hey, do you want to go Alabama Jousting with me tonight?
Homosexual act between two males.
Those two need to get a room and stop jousting with each other.
aka: The MJ... The act of pushing a foreign object into ones Urethra. i.e q-tips, metal objects, fingers, and small game pieces.
Dan: Yo rick i went to the store with Mike yesterday. You should have seen how excited he got when he saw the new extra large heads on the q-tips. I think he's planning on Member Jousting tonight
Rick: So he's gonna pull a fuckin MJ?? Weird
Dan: Yeah (as he shakes his head)
A game commonly played at heavy metal festivals, such as Bloodstock, in which two people stand on two dumpsters which are slammed into each other by fellow festival goers. The person who stays on their bin the longest wins.
“Did you see the bin jousting at Bloodstock last night? It was fucking brutal!”