A fork of Rural Dictionary
Major faggot whomst’ve likes to pull on the zippers on your back pack so he can gain sexual climax. He also likes Hitler and has secret stashes of dried cum stored in his school locker.
“I hate those filthy Zipper Pullers.”
you call someone this they they pull on your beanie
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo dat bitch jensen a beanie puller braH
when yo friend pull on yo fuckin beanie
Yoooooooooo dat bitch jensen a beanie puller braH
Generally referred to as,
T-ravsophacus-smokin bongasis, PS say gday to ya mate billy for me.
Definition- finishes work for the day, Locked up the shed and proceeds to pull the door handle for 5 minutes to ensure that it is locked.
Ring ring, ring ring
Employee- hello
DOOR PULLER- Jay, did you see if I locked the door to the shed
Employee- I didn’t work today
DOOR PULLER- fuck I forgot you were a school based apprentice.
Employee- by the way I can’t come into work tomorrow, I was havin a pull with a lit candle and as I went to blow it out I got candle wax in my eye.
(Hang up)
The wild beast then proceeds to enter his bathroom, locks the door and pulls it for 5 minutes to make sure it’s locked. The unimaginable specimen then proceeds to implement the demeaning act of fujimus to relieve the science fictional character from the itch of stress and paranoia.
NOTE IF YOU EVER ENCOUNTER THIS DEVIANT SPECIMEN PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL WILDLIFE CARER OR YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL CONTROL AGENCY, THE BEASTS ARE A DANGER TO THEMSELVES AND THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM.
ANYBODY who fights like hell not to be classified as a PEDOPHILE.
Just as a college side BOB as I heard the guy down the hall in room 90 is a PEDOPHILE , oh do you mean JACK?, YEAH RIGHT you are but right but everytime I see him BOB , he is a PEDOPHILE PULLER , oh you mean trying to pull the wool over our AYES.
This involves Jerkmate Ranked, it is Rank 5. Only the person who goons and has the most strokes per second is allowed up here.
Damn, that dude is a platinum puller, he must be so good at gooning.