A fork of Rural Dictionary
The individual person who performs the act of zipestra, which is essentially moving the a zip up and down to create some sort of melody. Somebody who does zipping.
If you were to take the zip on your flies on your trousers, and proceed to zip up and unzip them to the tune of "Back in Black", then you would be considered a zipper.
One of asian decent who's eyes are in the form of zippers!
Man those zipper (s) sure pimped out their rice rockets!
A person who is on a single's dating site, and punches in different zip codes, for different cities, in his search for single people, that are members of his dating service, but that are outside of his limited local (home) zip code.
Rose: I'm getting tired of seeing the same people, on this single's dating site. Victor: Hey, Rose, you should become a zipper. Rose: Whats a zipper? Victor: Just somebody that punches, in different, zip codes, for different cities, that way you have access to every city, every member, accross the country. Rose: Thanks, Victor,I guess if i find someone, it would have been worth becoming a zipper, thanks.
A practice in S&M/Bondage where a number of clothespins are pinched into the skin of the sub, and a cord is knotted on each. The clothespins are then removed using the cord either in a slow one-at-a-time "pluck" or all at once using a rip of the cord to maximize the effect at once...sometimes to coincide with orgasm.
"She trembled as she anticipated the Zipper's jolting shock to reality"
A death trap for your wang.
"Ill be right there, I Just need to zip up my... OWWW!!!... Damn Zipper"
The zipper is a two handed sex move performed on a penis by someone else. Basically, while kneeling in front of your partner, you interlace your fingers grabbing the penis with both hands and rhythmically stroking it in a back and forth manner. This hand position is superior due to the added friction and position of the hands to apply more pressure with least amount of effort.
James said, "Wow that girl was skilled in bed last night, she performed The Zipper on me, Amazing". Rob replies, "Damn your so lucky, I wish my girl knew about The Zipper". Kevin exclaims, "Whoa, I gotta run back to the "love nest" and teach my girl The Zipper right now".
A zipper is a slang name for a ounce of weed....
I cant pay my rent until I sell this zipper...