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The Jewish penis. The longest, largest, scientifically most loved penis in the world. No group can dare compare to the absolute huge Godzilla cock that is the Jewish Penis. It is Gods chosen shlong.
He made me cum 6 times in a row, and on the 7th time...He did it again. That Kosher Shlong was amazing.
"that guy is a bit of a shlong jockey aint he" "damn right, he rides it like a melbourne Cup horse"
When you and your sexual partner role play The Lord of the Rings; but you are unaware your partner has a burning infection down south of the Black Gates. This will cause anger and frustration, and a fiery sensation on your shlong.
That fucking Hobbit gave me Sauron’s Shlong
A YouTube rapper who makes rap songs that usually have terrible beats. Often seen on a track with fellow YouTube rapper Semen Demon.
Did you hear that new Diddy Shlong?
Some guy with a big dick
God dayum that's a real kong shlong right there
A freakishly large penis that isnt black.
oh shit! this prostatude has a whale shlong.
a guy who likes to ride the shlong.
"Brad you fuckin shlong jockey, get over here lube me up."