A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ah, those damn kinky blobs, leaving poop for me to clean up from the field.
Fellatio cosisting of a woman using oral practice to satisfy a man's apparatus.
AKA. Sucking the Cock
Euphemism for Blow Job to be used in polite conversation.
Robert; Sally gives killer Joe Blobs.
Alex; You lucky bastard!!!
Sally; ???
An Onion Blob is a big clump of thick liquid onions.
Ill take the onion blob please.
Period of menstruation.
"You can't shag me tonight dear, it's blob week".
"Aww damn! I'm bleeding out of my vagina again! Don't have blob hammock on ya by any chance, Carrie?"
The male equivalent of Aunt Flo. Used to refer to a man's monthly hormonal cycles, aka "irritable male syndrome".
Men's testosterone, goes up and down four or five times an hour.
There are daily cycles with testosterone.
Men have a monthly hormonal cycle and men can track their moods and recognize they are related to hormonal changes through the month.
Should he become cranky or aggravated it becomes obvious that Uncle Blob is visiting.
"Bill seems rather testy today. Uncle Blob must be visiting."
An extremely fat person who jumps either really far or really high
Person 1: dude, how is that fat dude going to win the high jump competition
Person 2: believe me, he is a total blob jump