A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A completely idiotic person that doesn't know any better.
2. A person that is so crazy sexy that they don't need to impress anyone, and can wear such things as velcro shoes.
3. An old asian man that needs to be told how terrible those shoes really are... I mean COME ON!!
What the hell did you do that for? You know most of the time your a complete velcro-shoes special.
A derogatory term for a black person, made to resemble the name of a bird. Used in Southern Africa.
See also: kaffir, zot, wog
That bastard velcro-crested wallet-snatcher could use some anti-perspirant.
the wylan van velcro cult is a groupchat created by a santaka on twt and is a gc full of 68 mentally ill teenagers who spend there free time obsessing over a gay man and books.
"oh no! the wylan van velcro cult is on my timeline again"