A fork of Rural Dictionary
A godly human being (most likely a man) that has more than W rizz. He always has a girlfriend that is called Eva. This type of male species is world class at football and is almost extinct like water in Africa.
My best friend is Alfred The Great
Alfred Montoya is the most perfect boy you'll ever meat he always has the most prettiest eyes and he's just the most perfect person in the world noone can replace him and you'll never find anyone else like him everything about him is amazing
Wow alfred montoya is so sexy🤯
Person: You're dating alfred montoya the most sexiest and chillest man alive?
Me: hell yea :3!!!
very centred around sophie miller.
Sophie+Alfred for life
This man knows what he is doing. He is strong and funny. The Swedish genes in him give him the ultimate testosterone boost to shit on any liberal.
“I think we should make pride flags at school Alfred!”
“Shut up you libtard dipshit, you take estrogen you tranny! Alfred ultimate go go!!”
He's the typa asian guy that has a weird kink for feet
Nat: Alfred why u looking at my feet
Alfred: Because I can?
A kind but delusional young man who has a white persons name but is in reality black. He is known to make very good ribs
These are some good ribs he must be a Alfred