A fork of Rural Dictionary
Refers to your colleagues that jump out of their chair so fast at 5pm that their chair can still been spinning for a while after they are gone, and you are still working.
Hey Jim, Is Suzy still here, I have a question for her? No man, she is a chair spinner.
an ill-fated accident; when bad things happen to good people.
Ugh, I just broke the chair. A bird crapped all over my hair.
A Hatley Chair (also known as a "Hatley" or a "Tampa 7's Throne") is the sad, slightly undersized single chair placed in the corner of a cheap motel room near the bed. The Hatley is were the cuckolded husband sits idly browsing his phone while his wife gets plowed raw by a train of better men.
Husband: I wish this Hatley Chair would recline.
Wife: *gags on another dude's bare penis*
A person who vigorously engages in sexual relations or activities with chairs.
Person 1:"Did you see Spencer at Ikea last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a chair fucker."
A man chair is the chair that men sit in while their partner is shopping for long periods of time. They can be found in almost any clothing or shoe store. What can we, as men do while our gf's or wives are shopping, we can sit in a man chair.
Honey, Ill go over here and sit in a man chair while you go shop around and meet me here when your done.
The most worshiped and beautiful item in the animal crossing series. It is a chair with a happy froggy face on it.
I got the froggy chair in Animal Crossing New Horizons!