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funky konging

To do a girl from behind until the point of climax while wearing sunglasses, then promptly smash a surfboard on her head. Then beating your chest while yelling out "Yow, Yow". Afterward pull out a banana so you can really go to town.

Yow, Yow. Dude you should try funky konging tonight with Vanessa

by funkyKong69 March 18, 2017

Funky Town

Funky town is the home of the players and pimps! where the funk dont stop! Funky town texas!

G Money $$ has hoes all over Funky Town!

by Garrett Dz June 20, 2007

funky pup

the best sub woofa you can buy, the pink surround adds deebeez

Yo man i gotz teh new funky pups, them thangs be beetin yo

by bobby bousche August 03, 2006

funky spunk

Generally associated with the episode of Sex and the City when Samantha reported that the guy she was blowing had "funky spunk", tasting like rotten asparagus. May be rectified by a shot of wheat grass, apparently.

"Hey Alice, give me a blow job."
"Fuck no."
"Why not?!?"
"Man, you've got some funky spunk."

by Mary Jane February 21, 2005

funky buttloving

exclamation used in Rookie of the Year roughly translated to: OUCH! Something just hit me in the face!

When I punched Joey in the nose, he screamed funky buttloving!

by Sally2000 December 12, 2006

funky-town

Funky-town is Fort Worth, TX bitch!

lets go to the library in funky-Town.

by mistermdot May 06, 2006