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1. When something stupid and annoying happens to you.
2. When a stupid and annoying person pesters you for more than two seconds.

Uhh, freaking retardation... people kept knocking me down in P.E.

One who attempts poetry in the form of noise known as rap

Snoop Dogg is a retard.

1.) Someone is abusive toward someone else.

2.) NOT someone who has a mental disability or is born with medically subnormal intelligence. People who fit this description are known as "special," "challenged," or "Earth angel."

That guy who goes around insulting everyone who is different from him is a real retard.

That woman with the mental handicap is an Earth angel. I'm glad I know her.

1. A very rude word for someone with a mental disability.

People with mental disabilities are people too and they deserve to be treated with respect. If you call someone with a mental problem a retard, you are a retard.

The noun form of "retard". People often call others "retards" but this is probably a technical misuse of the word, since "retard" is a verb. The verb "retard": "The water will retard the spread of the flame". In noun form, "You are a fucking retardate"

The verb "retard": "The water will retard the spread of the flame". In noun form, "You are a fucking retardate"

An exclamation made just prior to or immediately following a moronic act one performs. Similar to no homo.

No retard, but I just had to google how to spell snooki

someone who is really cool and an awesome person who has great ideas

why are you being such a retard?
because i am awesome.