A fork of Rural Dictionary
The assertion that no food identification system can be both comprehensive and unambiguous
Lodge's Incompleteness Theorem questions whether a slice of quiche a toast or a taco under the Cube Rule of Food Identification.
The act of terrorising your family so they cower in the bathroom all weekend so you can watch the football in peace
Dave: "I watched all the games in peace this weekend" Phil: "Didn't your wife and kids annoy you?" Dave: "Nah....I lodged them"
Short for John C Lodge Freeway that goes from West Bloomfield, Michigan to Detroit, Michigan. One of the most fun freeway's
"we on the lodge wit it"
Mutual oral sex at the same time
Toni Lodge - Mutual oral sex at the same time I can't wait till my boyfriend and I get in bed and have a 69 sex, I really need an orgasm!
Being in control of a 69 position and grinding on his face
I was getting Toni Lodge'd last night
Toni Lodge, Toni Lodging - noun, verb - a sex position similar to 69, first described by porn star Angela White on the Toni and Ryan Podcast (TARP): ''like a 69 position, where you're deep-throating the dick but you're also grinding your clit on his face. You're bouncing, you're in control of that oral. So he's just sticking his tongue out and you're grinding your clit on the tongue. So you're on top and in control, but also sucking dick.'' - flattering
''I'm getting toni lodged.'' ''I'm toni lodging tonight.'' ''69? pff! Doing the toni lodge!''