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Money Kill Band

Usually, hiring money kill bands was easy. Then they started calling themselves "mercenaries" and having payment plans, flat rates, and 'insurance'.

The nicest, kindest, sweetest, and most generous person in the world.

That person is such a Merc.

Stupid

Merc is a bot

Simply means a mentally retarded person.

Hey Sean, that guy walking over there looks like such a merc.

You misspelled it, buddy.
Just add another E to Fleet.

Guy 1: merc flet
Guy 2: You misspelled it, buddy, just add another E to Fleet.

Iconic adult film star Kirk Mercury allegedly had over 100 Illegitimate children. This has led to some circles referring to abandoning a child or pregnant woman as the "The Kirk Merc Shirk".

AJ never met his dad. His mom said he pulled the ol' Kirk Merc Shirk.

A phrase used by gentlemen in a crowded room to signal to other gents they need to make a swift exit and go discuss the nights antics, game plan and pussy.

“Decent champagne, shame thought as Moet is only for chopping (proceeds to chop his glass of champagne). I think it’s time for a Road Trip in the Merc? Rendezvous at the porch in 5?”