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verb- To shirk, shirking, shirked

1.To borrow or bum an item with great frequency, instead of just buy one's own. Example, cigarettes.

2. To pawn off one's responsibilities.

1. Shirker- Hey bro, let me shirk a cig of you.

Upstanding gentleman of leisure- Fuck no douche, you shirked a whole pack from me last week.

2. Random gentleman- Hey man are you going to take out that trash?

Shirker- Naw man, I'll just shirk it off on the fuckin new guys.

Smells like shit: Takes it up the ass: Has sex with any type of deer after they have been dead for a week. Has only one tooth:

A shirk is a person Running with a dirt trail behind and kills deer with a coat hanger, and then leaves deer in ditch for a week then rapes its body. Ouch i shirked my knee up. Damn he got shirked up. Damn that dude smells like shirk

To Shit and jerk off at the same time.

I cant wait to get home, I've got dvd's and a good shirk waiting.

to fold, flake out, not get the job dunn

steve didn't show @ practice today, he totally shirked!

When the singer in the band neglects his duty when it comes to packin' shit up and goes missing. Then conveniently returns when all the gear is packed up and says he was "networking".

Bass player: where's the singer?

Guitarist: What a shirking bastard!

to skip a lesson

did you shirk a lesson?

avoid or neglect (a duty or responsibility):
no object, usually with negative (shirk from) be unwilling to do (something difficult):

she is neither shirking nor lying