Country Dictionary

A small pouch every Jew must carry at all times

“Gimme the real Jew gold not the fake Jew gold”

a gay man who has never sexually been with a female and has only been in contact with a vagina by birth.

A gold gay dreams of being a platinum gay. #Bitter

When something is good, funny or generally entertaining...

Person 1:"Rosa fell down the stairs at school today" Person 2:"Thats Gold!"

dog poo / dogshit

Oh - no! I have just stepped into a lot of dog-gold on the pavements of Machynlleth again. Reason: There is always some on the pavements. Not very nice.

An amazingly flavorful alcoholic mix drink featuring bacardi gold and Dr. Pepper. This shit will get you fucked up.

Why are you guys drinking that pussy ass shit when you could be getting fucked up off Pepper Gold?

Corn in your turds down in the toilet

I took a big dump. I looked into the toilet and thought there was gold in them logs. Then I remembered it was just toilet gold.

A person who is only there for show but not really a good person or friend

I had a ticket I forgot about, so when I got pulled over, they took me in. I called Jeff to bail me out, gold plated fucker didn't. I just got out today.