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Los Angeles Beef

When Captain Schwanz get horny and grows his beef.

Captain Schwanz was about to get laid, but first the Los Angeles Beef had to get hard and well done. Hard & well done means we're prepped for action.

by X7MCB December 11, 2021

Middy Lo Corta

A bum, typically a blonde chav who scrounges for change around Preston and makes no cash. Middy thinks he can cash but really he can't, he cats off cherry drops and wears dead Burberry.

Look at that middy lo corta kid, what a nitty tramp.

by chewwydrops1000 August 04, 2022

Middy Lo Corta

A bum, typically a blonde chav who scrounges for change around Preston and makes no cash. Middy thinks he can cash but really he can’t, he cats off cherry drops and wears dead Burberry.

Look at that middy lo corta kid, what a nitty.

by chewwydrops1000 August 04, 2022

Mi-Lo Fwo

aka 笑佛 Laughing Buddha / 胖佛 Fat Buddha / 快乐佛 Happy Buddha / Mi Lo Fu Mi-Lo Fwo (Happy Fat Laughing Money Buddha) is the most common and most popular depiction of Buddha in China for centuries. His nickname was “Cloth Sack” — Budai in Chinese. Buddhists’ main goal in life is to ‘be happy’, and it’s for this reason that depictions of Buddha show him as being fat and laughing.

I am fat. I have a large belly, and an (almost) bald head, I must be the reincarnation of Mi-Lo Fwo

by Toby Simkin April 12, 2023

Dime que lo que tu queries porqye tengo lo que tu quiere y lo que tu quieres no es losl que quieres.

What I call homonoids who are addicted to axolotls who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses? Person 2: Yes. Person 1: Dime que lo que tu queries porqye tengo lo que tu quiere y lo que tu quieres no es losl que quieres.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 01, 2025

DUX ME lo sUX

It's a crippling of an old saying "DUX MEA LUX" who means who means Duce My Light, but wrote in that way means Duce Sucks it to me (the dikK)

DUX MEA LUX!!! Fanculo Fascista!! Il DUX ME LO SUX!!! Fuck you fascist!! Duce SUCKS MY DICK!!

by XxOiDxX October 01, 2020

Los Pollos Robloxian

The best fried chicken chain in the IRF. Owned by AwesomeSuperAraav, the best quality chicken is made by TheSlenderVenom.

Vasilyevski: “Have you tried Los Pollos Robloxian before?” davithepro96 “who’s LPR?”

by Not Finnydocks37 March 25, 2023