A fork of Rural Dictionary
German slang for penis, cock etc. Also has its entertaining uses in day to day conversation.... like getting a dirty Maccy D's;
......'Schwanz very much' ...'just got back from skiing in france' 'what- you were schwanz skiiing?'
The German word for penis. Literally meaning the tail of an animal but used as penis. This is also a common name for people named Shawn (sean, shaun) who are well hung.
Friend_1: Yo guys, where's Schwanz? Friend_2: I haven't seen him around. Friend_3: Ohhh Schwanz, I miss him _or_ Friend_1:I showed her my schwanz and she fainted
Someone unworthy of being called anything else.
That guy that likes "The Good Wife" is such a schwanz.
German slang for penis, cock etc. Also has its entertaining uses in day to day conversation.... like getting a dirty Maccy D's;
......'Schwanz very much' ...'just got back from skiing in france' 'what- you were schwanz skiiing?
German word for "tail", in germany also used to describe a man's penis. (like "dick" or "cock" in english) Via the jewish dialect "Yiddish", it has found its way into the american slang, also meaning "Penis".
My Schwanz is getting hard.