A fork of Rural Dictionary
An article of clothing that has been stretched into a V-chest not too long ago.
Brock: "Ahhh, stop strecthing it!"
Bryan: "Hahaha, it's a V-neck! lol"
Brock: "No, it's a V-chest."
Mom: "Stop stretching Brock's Shirt"
When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.
“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”
A shirt you probably shouldn’t wear because the smell (body odor) won’t come out no matter how many times you wash it.
Throw away your broke shirt.
A shirt designed to hug individuals in distress. Often, associated with individuals crying and needing to be comforted.
I apologize you failed your test, if you cry I’ll wear my best hugging shirt.
Nothing will keep me from vacation. Dirty shirts are going to happen. So is my going on vacation.
Off I go on vacation like a dirty shirt!