A fork of Rural Dictionary
The name of a hobbit like creature who's short in stature and very hairy. Although Fidos are known to be extremely , sarcastic and an all round douche, people still want to befriend it. Commonly found near woodland.
A: "Dude, what was that hairy thing that just called you a dick?" B: "It was just a Fido." A: "I wanna be friends with it!" B: "Me too!"
First In Destroys Others. A significant other, usually a man who knows he is with somebody out of their league. So they marry that person before they have a chance to realize they can do better.
I don't know what Sarah sees in Adam. He's ratchet so at first I thought it must be a winning personality, but he's annoying too. He's a fido, she can do way better.
A state of sorrow only reserved for situations where one is unable to or is ineffectual in attempting to understand what happened. One may only ever experience them when a loved one suddenly dies.
Example: Fido, the police dog, placed his paw on the closed casket.