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poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 05, 2021

Poon-blockage

Tampon

DUDE 1: I tried banging this chick but she had her poon-blockage in.

by blahblahface October 16, 2008

poon stamp

Stamping a male on the chest with a menstruating vagina as a sign of ownership.

My girlfriend poon stamped me last night.

by jessiecat February 27, 2011

poon fart

a queef

"what is that smell?" "i queefed" "what is a queef?...oh when your poon fart!"

by January 28, 2021