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I thought I hit a speed bump until it started screaming
I wouldn't let her suck my dick because she had a speed bump.
When a girls booty is nice and petite. Not to big not too small looks hella natural and fine
Dammnnn shawty got a liqqle(little) speed bump
A bump in the road that fuckers like to drive their fucking cars fast over
He drove over the speed bump as fast as he could and he got pulled over by the police.
Speedbumping is the sexual act of the penis holder lying on top of the recipient and fucking them with their ass posing as a speed bump
Let’s speed bump!
(Noun)
The chase given when a girl or guy runs away after you forcibly insert your penis into one of their orafaces, usually in an attempt to prevent him/her from reaching the police so that re-insertion can take place.
Ted: She almost got away...
Jeffery: A Peurto Rican guy almost got away from me too, so I had to take part in a high speed pursuit. The police later found body parts in my refridgerator :(
the amazing creation from the great and famous Paul Rodgers
it is a random speed that no one knows what it is but it just there because Rodgers said so
the obital speed is good