A fork of Rural Dictionary
the hottest person on planet earth and the only acceptable ginger.
You dont like ed sheeran?
"i will come murder your entire family you little shit."
To turn one’s female ex partner lesbian or bisexual after dating, usually a result of poor treatment.
Hey man what happened to your ex?
She got carter-ed
When you leave your wife for another woman and ignore all your kids, then try to control your new girlfriend, only to find out that karma has bitten you in the ass and you can't get it up no more.
"You mean we finally filed for divorce, dealt with all the family drama, got on a flight to Puerto Rico, and now you're tell me you can't get it up?"
"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."
Corona Ed is a guy who's got a heart of gold but gets treated like shit by females , he's always told it's not his fault. He gets the"it's not you, it's me" Everytime a girl cheats and leaves him. he's the life of the party, his signature move is sliding down stairs with a frozen burrito in his mouth while intoxicated. He a best friend every guy wants to have. Awesome Wingman. Always takes one for the team.
That Travis is a Real Corona Ed, did you see him slide down the stairs with that burrito in his mouth?
A special day when the fb communities best fingerboarders releases epic fingerboarding edits 😎
Day of ed is always on a Sunday
to be attacked by a winged insect know as a moth. the moths' preferred choice of attack will always be ambush. However, there are two different types of ambush attacks that the moths practice, the quick attack, or the drawn out attack. Quick attacks are when a moth hits the face or other body part of a person and then retreats. Long drawn out attacks are the same as the moths' quick attack method, but repeated multiple times and are not always an isolated attack on one body part.
I hate sitting outside at night because I am always the first person to be moth-ed!