A fork of Rural Dictionary
To call an unknowing third party onto a conference call with no warning.
Those fuckers called me to gang up on me and didn't give me warning it was a conference call. They ambushed me.
This is a sexual term... The ambush is where the male, while taking the female/male doggystyle, warns that he's about to ejaculate. He then spits on his partners back. The partner turns around and then he cum's in there face, thus catching them by surprise.....
She was late with the dinner last night so I ambushed her in bed. Her face was covered in Bollox Yought
the act of surprising a girl with anal sex when having vaginal sex. the act maybe wanted or unwanted.
Jessie and Jack where having sex when suddenly Jack ambushed Jessie.
(n) the name given to an unkempt and untended mass of pubic hair that explodes by complete surprise out of a really hot girl's panties.
So she's down to her little Playboy panties right, and she is looking so fine and I wonder "how did I manage to get this fine piece back here" and I'm ready, and she's ready. So I whip her panties off and ... BOOM! There's freakin hair everyhwere man! It's like some kind of cute, furry forest animal exploded! It was a dead set ambush.
ambush, noun(aka a.m. bush), also ambushed The act of sexual intercorse in the wee hours of the morning.
1. I woke up, rolled over and fell into a warm wet hole, it was an ambush. 2. This morning I was ambushed. A great way to start the day.
The act of taking a crap, finishing the roll of toilet paper, and neglecting to replace the empty roll with a new supply. This sets the stage for the next unsuspecting individual to sit down and pass a bowel movement not realizing there isn’t a square-to-spare (i.e. square of toilet paper, from Seinfeld). The ambush can easily be prevented by keeping a spare roll of toilet paper under the sink provided the dumb ass who is saved by the spare replaces it.
Oh Sweetie (i.e. significant other)! Someone forgot to replace the toilet paper again and I got ambushed!