Country Dictionary

An old lady's titties.

I titty-fucked her moldy pillows.

A Poochy Pillow is a body pillow you sleep with. Not an ordinary body pillow, but a body pillow you must have every night.

Jakob: Give me that Poochy Pillow!!!!

Jaden: DO NOT TOUCH MY POOCHY PILLOW!!!

An individual on a bus, whose seat mates always seem to mistake them for a resting pad, and lean on them to get a couple extra needed minutes of sleep.

I wish people weren’t such fags. I’ve been a bus pillow for 3 guys already. 0 girl!

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Hello Pillow is gay

A pillow mut is a female that is unattractive amd you dont let your friends see her....EVER.

Get out of my bed you pillow mut. Before my friends see your ugly ass.

Married, attached or single woman who likes to hang around Swinger/Lifestyle couples socially; acts somewhat bi- sexual in social settings where there is flirting, light touching and kissing. (Really not bi, just showing off for husband/boyfriend).

Somewhat socially awkward so must get buzzed on alcohol, drugs or both. Will allow women to go down on them but rarely ever if ever reciprocates.

Never will touch or play with Swinger/Lifestyle guy but also never tells single male or married male their true nature out of fear they won’t be asked to LS events/parties.

“She is such a Ponce Pillow Princess, she is never gonna touch another husband!”

When your dick is so big that you could stuff it with cotton and your girl can sleep on it.

¨ḧow was your sleep?¨ "Good I slept on a dick pillow¨